As Father’s Day approaches, you probably believe two things very strongly: (1.) Your dad is the absolute best and (2.) His sense of humor … um … isn’t. We’re talking “groan-inducing corny.” We’re talking “cheesy to the max.” But you wouldn’t have it any other way, right? So in that spirit, let’s celebrate Father’s Day by showcasing some more all-time favorite Dad jokes!
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“I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”
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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.”
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My dog is a math whiz. I asked him, “What's 2 minus 2?” and he said nothing.
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“Dad, did you get a haircut?" “No, I got them all cut!"
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I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
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What did one hat say to the other? "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."
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What did one wall say to the other? “I'll meet you at the corner.”
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Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!
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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
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I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
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