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LOL Dad Jokes Your Whole Family Will Love

 

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As Father’s Day approaches, you probably feel blessed that Dad’s love for you is unquestionable. One thing VERY questionable, though, is his sense of humor. We’re talking “corny,” “cheesy,” and “totally groan-inducing”!  But be honest: You wouldn’t have it any other way, right? So let’s celebrate Dad’s highly-debatable—but always endearing—sense of humor by laughing our way through these all-time favorite Dad jokes!   
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My friend was showing me his tool shed and he pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
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Know why it’s so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
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Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, of course. The rest are weekdays.
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My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”
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Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
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I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
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Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
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I just told my doctor, “Doc, you gotta help me, I think I’m shrinking.” He replied, “Don’t worry. You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
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What do you call a bundle of hay with a crucifix on it? A Christian Bale.
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A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collided in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
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